Let’s begin by saying: boobs are just great in any size or shape. (Sweetie, you have got to LOVE yourself!). Though agreed big boobs tend to get most of the attention. But it’s no time for the small is good to take center stage for once. You all with the bee stings, lemons, and cupcakes can come out and celebrate whatever you have got! Since, here are the best things about having small boobs:
All IT MEANS is LESS BODY FAT
Did you know that boobs are made of FAT? Some other stuff too, but mostly its fat. The fact that you have small boobs is probably because you have a lean, mean, fighting machine for a body. Hurrah! But, if you have big ‘D’ boobs, please don’t be offended. We ‘A’ cup girls are just trying something to make ourselves feel better 🙂
YOU CAN easily SLEEP ON YOUR STOMACH
It’s always belly time with small boobies. This probably may not seem like a big deal. But we should take what we can get right? Do you feel me?
THEy are BETTER TO RUN WITH
You will never have to strap those little puppies into an industrial-sized sport-bra to get your sweat on the tracks. Your sizes are made ready-to-run. No jiggling, bouncing or boob soreness is going to stop your exercise plans. Also, you get to save all that sweet cash instead of spending on other expensive sports bras. Do you know what that makes you strong and FIERCE? A small-chested but strong body.
They always AGE WELL
Nobody needs to tell your boobs to stand at attention. It is no secret that the bigger the knockers, the harder and lower they fall. Small boobies do not start sagging to the knees as the years pass-by. They usually stay perky through all the ups and downs of life. That’s super durability, ladies and boys!
YOU HAVE MANY BATHING SUIT OPTIONS
I am sure guys don’t realize how limited the bathing-suit options are there for big-breasted girls. You have got to keep those puppies lifted all the time and in one place. That takes a lot of of effort and adjusting. But girls with small cupcakes just need some sort of material to cover-up the scandalous/important parts and we are always good to go.
YOU don’t HAVE TO SAY, “MY EYES ARE UP HERE!”
Let’s face it: Guys are less creepy and ogling, when you don’t have huge hooters. Most of all, do you know what’s good to not have to deal with? UGLY CREEPY GUYS.
What is your favorite part about having small boobs?